[β.s0] ad snark
22 May 2019 14:54![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Broadcast television ads: “It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.” –attributed to Rod Serling
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