“Excel Lent. It's when disciples of the Church of Our Lord in Windows give up running their lives from their spreadsheets for forty days, to feel the pain and inconvenience of the disorganization workers before the time of Microsoft Office once felt.
“Sorry, not for forty days. For six ISO weeks. Just, the first day and the last day are transition days. (Properly recording that while being stuck with only paper is one of the main sacraments of Excel Lent.)”