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Chalcedony Starlings ([personal profile] chalcedony_starlings) wrote2019-05-22 02:54 pm
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[β.s0] ad snark

Broadcast television ads: “It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.” –attributed to Rod Serling

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